You're welcome to stay though I'm not sure why you would.

If you need help leaving this webpage there are a few different options.

First, you could try giving me a shout at hi at samthomas dot io.
I'll direct you to the nearest exit.

Third, you could read my blog at samthomas.io
Many things await you there.

Finally, you could always opt for the mystery door.
Open it, and just walk on through...